బఘ్న ప్రేమికులకు ఇది అంకితం.....

మిడిసిపడే దీపాలివి.... యగాసిపడే కేరటలివి....

వెలుగు పంచాలేవు.... ఎ దరికి చేరలేవు......

బావి లోతు ఇంతని తెలుసు... నదుల లోతు కొంతనితెలుసు...

ఆడదాని గుండె లోతెంతో లోకంలో ఎవడికి తెలుసు!!!!!

ఎ నిమిషం ప్రేమేస్తుందో... ఎ నిమిషం పగబడుతుందో....

ఎప్పుడెలా మారుతుందో తేలిసిన మగవాడు లేడు....

అనురాగం ఎరవేసి.... జతచేరి... కన్నిటమున్చుతున్దిరా.....

పముకరిచినవాడు ఆయువు వుంటే బతేకేస్తాడు.....

కన్నె వలపు కరిచినవాడు నురేల్లకుగని తెరుకోడు!!!!!

సొగసు చూసి మనసిచ్చావ బందీగా నిలబడతావు.....

నికలలే విరిగిననాడు.... నితలపే ని తోడవుతుంది....

లేదు... ఎ సౌక్యం... రవ్వంత.. సంతోషం... ఆడదాని ప్రేమలో.....

మిడిసిపడే దీపాలివి.... యగాసిపడే కేరటలివి....

వెలుగు పంచాలేవు.... ఎ దరికి చేరలేవు......

బఘ్న ప్రేమికులకు ఇది అంకితం.....

Tooo Gooood

RAJANI THE ULTIMATE - just for kidding

“Guys This is SERIOUS, Please Stop making Jokes on Rajnikant da .....or else.He will Delete the INTERNET altogether daa MIND ITT!!!.."



1. Once upon a time Rajnikanth used a tooth powder to get strong teeth. . . today that powder is used as AMBUJA CEMENT

2· Once Rajnikanth was playing Cricket and Rain Stopped due to Heavy Play.

3·Once Rajnikanth gone for a walk and after one hour police arrested him u know why… He reached USA and having No Visa with him

4· Rajnikanth was practicing for spelling test. The rough sheet he used is today known as the oxford dictionary!!

·Hrithik tried to participate in a dance competition with Rajnikanth. Result: He is in a wheel chair in Gujarish.

6· Rajnikanth was once told to choose 3 subjects when he got admission in Jr.college……………. He chose science, arts and commerce!!!!!!!

7·Rajnikanth can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!!

8·One nite, while asleep, Rajnikanth was mumbling some random numbrs... Thats how the Log table was invented.

9·One day Rajnikanth bunked school. Since then it is known as Sunday

10·Once Rajnikanth was on the hot seat of KBC....
And the computer needed lifeline to choose the question. Mind it!

11·Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
Rajni: Rascala, how do you think the earth spins!?

12· Roger Federer: I know everything about tennis. You can ask me anything.
Rajnikanth: Ok. Tell me, how many holes are there in the NET??

13·All scientists failed to answer this but Rajnikant did…
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Rajni: DOSA..



14. Once a big stone obstructed Rajani's way.
He kicked high in sky and now it is so called . . .The MOON


15. Once when shooting on a beach in Tamil Nadu, Rajanikant kicked a stone..
Now that stone is known as . . . . SRI LANKA


16. Rajinikant participated in 100 meter race and obviously he came first...
But Einstein died after watching that. . . bcoz . . . . LIGHT came second


17.Once Rajinikant participated in Moto gp Bike race......Don't even try to guess wat happened
.
Rajinikant won d race on neutral gear!


18. Rajinikanth doesnt breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.


19. Once Rajinikant went to Bhopal for shooting and had a stomach upset.....and the result was.. . . . BHOPAL GAS TRAGEDY


20. 1 day Rajinikant got angry on his sweeper boy., he kicked him so hard that he went flying in the sky with is broom... 2day that boy is famous as "HARRY POTTER".


21. Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikant was approached for the movie "Mission Impossible" but he refused . . . . as he found the title insulting


22. Once Rajnikanth was asked how he felt about the jokes made on him which were spreading through sms and internet.
To everyone surprise he started laughing and replied-Ennada Do you really think they are jokes?


23. Rajni once taught a child how to play counter strike and that guy is now called.............. "OSAMA BIN LADEN"

thats rajini mindit


24. Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to payhim back... . .......That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs


25. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.


26. As a kid Rajnikant maintained a diary of day to day activities, today that diary called as.
. . . . . . . . Guinness Book Of World Records


27. Once a boy inserted A CD named Rajnikanth into his PC... Guess wot...
. . . . .His PC started Rotating around the CD rom


28. Intel's new tag line for its processors ........... "Rajnikanth Inside"

29. Once Rajnikant taught a boy how to kiss. Now that boy is known as '. . . . Emran Hashmi'

30. When Rajinikant croses the Road, the cars have to look . . . . left and right before moving.

31. If Rajnikant was born 100 years back, British would have fought to get independence from India !! :


32. People who set CAT paper will have to pass RAT paper from this year onwards.

Yes RAT paper.... : : Rajnikant Aptitude Test !!!

Balayya writing BTech exams with other actors,and their dialogues on slips and copying

Balayya writing BTech exams with other actors,and their dialogues
on slips and copying


BALAKRISHNA: Kumaraswamy, Gopalaswamy, Nagendraswamy ila muggurru slippulu petti dorikipothe, eesari slip pettevaadu kaani, dorikevaadu kakudadani mokki mari pettadu ra maa nanna slipswamy ani....


CHIRU : Nuvvu 3 slips pettu, maro mugguriki 3 slips pettamani cheppu.


MAHESH BABU: Yenni slips pettaamani kaadhu annayya, Question diginda leda.


SAI KUMAR: Kanipinche ee 3 papers, Question paper, Main paper, Additional paper aithe, Kanipinchani aa 4 va paper era Slipppuu aaaa.


VENKATESH: any exam, any center, single slip, ganesh haaaaa.


RAVI TEJA: Oi...! Ee school ki entho mandi lecturers vastu untaru potu untaru, kaani chanti gaadu localllllll. Tiyandi ra slippulu.


JR NTR: Ee college lo modata slip pettindi ma taata. Dorikindi ma taata. vatitho meerenti sir nannu peekedi.


PAWAN KALYAN : akkada oka china paper undi anta, adi memu chusam anta, ha.Main sheet, paper lo ni bhagame. Slip, paper lo ni bhagame. Main sheet chuste kopam raledu, Slip chuste kopam vachindi. Enduku ani nennu prasnistunanu anteeeee


RAMCHARAN TEJA: Questions ekkuva aina paravaledu lecturer, slip lu takkuva kaakunda choosuko.

Tintumon Revolutionnnnnnnnnnnnn

Teacher: Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated
Tintumon: Dosa




Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman?
Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for “Change”, Is your father a Beggar ??



A professor to tintumon: “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?”
tintumon: “JIMBALAKDI BAMBA”
professor: “i dont understand anything”
tintumon: “same 2 you”



Tintumon: Im sleep with dad last night
Teacher corrects him: no..no..I slept with dad last night
.
.
Tintumon: so.. you came after I slept..?




Father to Tintumon: Why can't you not think every woman as your mother?
Tintumon: I can, but if i did so, what will people think of you?




LKG-TINTUMON


To be is to do(Socrates)

To do is to be(Plato)

To be or not to be(Shakespeare)

Scoo be do be dooo(Tintu mon, LKG)……..




CHEMISTRY


Teacher : What is “Al2 O3″ ?
Ramu : Alumina.
Teacher: Tintu, What is ‘Fe2 O3″?
Tintumon : “Filomina”



Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son?
Tintumon: Dineshan
Teacher :Why?????
Tintumon : Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?


Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window.


Then send 2 or 3 candidates in The room and close the door.


Leave them alone and come back After 6 hours and then analyze The situation.


If they are counting the Bricks.
Put them in the accounts Department.


If they are recounting them..
Put them in auditing ..


If they have messed up the Whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering.


If they are arranging the Bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning.


If they are throwing the Bricks at each other.
Put them in operations .


If they are sleeping.
Put them in security.


If they have broken the bricks Into pieces.
Put them in information Technology.


If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources.


If they say they have tried Different combinations, yet
Not a brick has Been moved. Put them in sales.


If they have already left for The day.
Put them in marketing.


If they are staring out of the Window.
Put them on strategic Planning.


And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each Other and not a single brick Has been Moved.

Congratulate them and put them In

Top management

Why Teachers are So Stressed...check it out!

When in School we always wondered why teachers always seemed so mad
Now we know the reason….coz they are so stressed out kids , Why??????? Read below the essays to know