Friday, April 15, 2011
RAJANI THE ULTIMATE - just for kidding
“Guys This is SERIOUS, Please Stop making Jokes on Rajnikant da .....or else.He will Delete the INTERNET altogether daa MIND ITT!!!.."
1. Once upon a time Rajnikanth used a tooth powder to get strong teeth. . . today that powder is used as AMBUJA CEMENT
2· Once Rajnikanth was playing Cricket and Rain Stopped due to Heavy Play.
3·Once Rajnikanth gone for a walk and after one hour police arrested him u know why… He reached USA and having No Visa with him
4· Rajnikanth was practicing for spelling test. The rough sheet he used is today known as the oxford dictionary!!
·Hrithik tried to participate in a dance competition with Rajnikanth. Result: He is in a wheel chair in Gujarish.
6· Rajnikanth was once told to choose 3 subjects when he got admission in Jr.college……………. He chose science, arts and commerce!!!!!!!
7·Rajnikanth can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!!
8·One nite, while asleep, Rajnikanth was mumbling some random numbrs... Thats how the Log table was invented.
9·One day Rajnikanth bunked school. Since then it is known as Sunday
10·Once Rajnikanth was on the hot seat of KBC....
And the computer needed lifeline to choose the question. Mind it!
11·Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
Rajni: Rascala, how do you think the earth spins!?
12· Roger Federer: I know everything about tennis. You can ask me anything.
Rajnikanth: Ok. Tell me, how many holes are there in the NET??
13·All scientists failed to answer this but Rajnikant did…
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Rajni: DOSA..
14. Once a big stone obstructed Rajani's way.
He kicked high in sky and now it is so called . . .The MOON
15. Once when shooting on a beach in Tamil Nadu, Rajanikant kicked a stone..
Now that stone is known as . . . . SRI LANKA
16. Rajinikant participated in 100 meter race and obviously he came first...
But Einstein died after watching that. . . bcoz . . . . LIGHT came second
17.Once Rajinikant participated in Moto gp Bike race......Don't even try to guess wat happened
.
Rajinikant won d race on neutral gear!
18. Rajinikanth doesnt breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
19. Once Rajinikant went to Bhopal for shooting and had a stomach upset.....and the result was.. . . . BHOPAL GAS TRAGEDY
20. 1 day Rajinikant got angry on his sweeper boy., he kicked him so hard that he went flying in the sky with is broom... 2day that boy is famous as "HARRY POTTER".
21. Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikant was approached for the movie "Mission Impossible" but he refused . . . . as he found the title insulting
22. Once Rajnikanth was asked how he felt about the jokes made on him which were spreading through sms and internet.
To everyone surprise he started laughing and replied-Ennada Do you really think they are jokes?
23. Rajni once taught a child how to play counter strike and that guy is now called.............. "OSAMA BIN LADEN"
thats rajini mindit
24. Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to payhim back... . .......That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs
25. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
26. As a kid Rajnikant maintained a diary of day to day activities, today that diary called as.
. . . . . . . . Guinness Book Of World Records
27. Once a boy inserted A CD named Rajnikanth into his PC... Guess wot...
. . . . .His PC started Rotating around the CD rom
28. Intel's new tag line for its processors ........... "Rajnikanth Inside"
29. Once Rajnikant taught a boy how to kiss. Now that boy is known as '. . . . Emran Hashmi'
30. When Rajinikant croses the Road, the cars have to look . . . . left and right before moving.
31. If Rajnikant was born 100 years back, British would have fought to get independence from India !! :
32. People who set CAT paper will have to pass RAT paper from this year onwards.
Yes RAT paper.... : : Rajnikant Aptitude Test !!!
1. Once upon a time Rajnikanth used a tooth powder to get strong teeth. . . today that powder is used as AMBUJA CEMENT
2· Once Rajnikanth was playing Cricket and Rain Stopped due to Heavy Play.
3·Once Rajnikanth gone for a walk and after one hour police arrested him u know why… He reached USA and having No Visa with him
4· Rajnikanth was practicing for spelling test. The rough sheet he used is today known as the oxford dictionary!!
·Hrithik tried to participate in a dance competition with Rajnikanth. Result: He is in a wheel chair in Gujarish.
6· Rajnikanth was once told to choose 3 subjects when he got admission in Jr.college……………. He chose science, arts and commerce!!!!!!!
7·Rajnikanth can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!!
8·One nite, while asleep, Rajnikanth was mumbling some random numbrs... Thats how the Log table was invented.
9·One day Rajnikanth bunked school. Since then it is known as Sunday
10·Once Rajnikanth was on the hot seat of KBC....
And the computer needed lifeline to choose the question. Mind it!
11·Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
Rajni: Rascala, how do you think the earth spins!?
12· Roger Federer: I know everything about tennis. You can ask me anything.
Rajnikanth: Ok. Tell me, how many holes are there in the NET??
13·All scientists failed to answer this but Rajnikant did…
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Rajni: DOSA..
14. Once a big stone obstructed Rajani's way.
He kicked high in sky and now it is so called . . .The MOON
15. Once when shooting on a beach in Tamil Nadu, Rajanikant kicked a stone..
Now that stone is known as . . . . SRI LANKA
16. Rajinikant participated in 100 meter race and obviously he came first...
But Einstein died after watching that. . . bcoz . . . . LIGHT came second
17.Once Rajinikant participated in Moto gp Bike race......Don't even try to guess wat happened
.
Rajinikant won d race on neutral gear!
18. Rajinikanth doesnt breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
19. Once Rajinikant went to Bhopal for shooting and had a stomach upset.....and the result was.. . . . BHOPAL GAS TRAGEDY
20. 1 day Rajinikant got angry on his sweeper boy., he kicked him so hard that he went flying in the sky with is broom... 2day that boy is famous as "HARRY POTTER".
21. Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikant was approached for the movie "Mission Impossible" but he refused . . . . as he found the title insulting
22. Once Rajnikanth was asked how he felt about the jokes made on him which were spreading through sms and internet.
To everyone surprise he started laughing and replied-Ennada Do you really think they are jokes?
23. Rajni once taught a child how to play counter strike and that guy is now called.............. "OSAMA BIN LADEN"
thats rajini mindit
24. Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to payhim back... . .......That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs
25. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
26. As a kid Rajnikant maintained a diary of day to day activities, today that diary called as.
. . . . . . . . Guinness Book Of World Records
27. Once a boy inserted A CD named Rajnikanth into his PC... Guess wot...
. . . . .His PC started Rotating around the CD rom
28. Intel's new tag line for its processors ........... "Rajnikanth Inside"
29. Once Rajnikant taught a boy how to kiss. Now that boy is known as '. . . . Emran Hashmi'
30. When Rajinikant croses the Road, the cars have to look . . . . left and right before moving.
31. If Rajnikant was born 100 years back, British would have fought to get independence from India !! :
32. People who set CAT paper will have to pass RAT paper from this year onwards.
Yes RAT paper.... : : Rajnikant Aptitude Test !!!
Monday, January 31, 2011
Balayya writing BTech exams with other actors,and their dialogues on slips and copying
Balayya writing BTech exams with other actors,and their dialogues
on slips and copying
BALAKRISHNA: Kumaraswamy, Gopalaswamy, Nagendraswamy ila muggurru slippulu petti dorikipothe, eesari slip pettevaadu kaani, dorikevaadu kakudadani mokki mari pettadu ra maa nanna slipswamy ani....
CHIRU : Nuvvu 3 slips pettu, maro mugguriki 3 slips pettamani cheppu.
MAHESH BABU: Yenni slips pettaamani kaadhu annayya, Question diginda leda.
SAI KUMAR: Kanipinche ee 3 papers, Question paper, Main paper, Additional paper aithe, Kanipinchani aa 4 va paper era Slipppuu aaaa.
VENKATESH: any exam, any center, single slip, ganesh haaaaa.
RAVI TEJA: Oi...! Ee school ki entho mandi lecturers vastu untaru potu untaru, kaani chanti gaadu localllllll. Tiyandi ra slippulu.
JR NTR: Ee college lo modata slip pettindi ma taata. Dorikindi ma taata. vatitho meerenti sir nannu peekedi.
PAWAN KALYAN : akkada oka china paper undi anta, adi memu chusam anta, ha.Main sheet, paper lo ni bhagame. Slip, paper lo ni bhagame. Main sheet chuste kopam raledu, Slip chuste kopam vachindi. Enduku ani nennu prasnistunanu anteeeee
RAMCHARAN TEJA: Questions ekkuva aina paravaledu lecturer, slip lu takkuva kaakunda choosuko.
on slips and copying
BALAKRISHNA: Kumaraswamy, Gopalaswamy, Nagendraswamy ila muggurru slippulu petti dorikipothe, eesari slip pettevaadu kaani, dorikevaadu kakudadani mokki mari pettadu ra maa nanna slipswamy ani....
CHIRU : Nuvvu 3 slips pettu, maro mugguriki 3 slips pettamani cheppu.
MAHESH BABU: Yenni slips pettaamani kaadhu annayya, Question diginda leda.
SAI KUMAR: Kanipinche ee 3 papers, Question paper, Main paper, Additional paper aithe, Kanipinchani aa 4 va paper era Slipppuu aaaa.
VENKATESH: any exam, any center, single slip, ganesh haaaaa.
RAVI TEJA: Oi...! Ee school ki entho mandi lecturers vastu untaru potu untaru, kaani chanti gaadu localllllll. Tiyandi ra slippulu.
JR NTR: Ee college lo modata slip pettindi ma taata. Dorikindi ma taata. vatitho meerenti sir nannu peekedi.
PAWAN KALYAN : akkada oka china paper undi anta, adi memu chusam anta, ha.Main sheet, paper lo ni bhagame. Slip, paper lo ni bhagame. Main sheet chuste kopam raledu, Slip chuste kopam vachindi. Enduku ani nennu prasnistunanu anteeeee
RAMCHARAN TEJA: Questions ekkuva aina paravaledu lecturer, slip lu takkuva kaakunda choosuko.
Friday, December 11, 2009
Tintumon Revolutionnnnnnnnnnnnn
Teacher: Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated
Tintumon: Dosa
Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman?
Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for “Change”, Is your father a Beggar ??
A professor to tintumon: “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?”
tintumon: “JIMBALAKDI BAMBA”
professor: “i dont understand anything”
tintumon: “same 2 you”
Tintumon: Im sleep with dad last night
Teacher corrects him: no..no..I slept with dad last night
.
.
Tintumon: so.. you came after I slept..?
Father to Tintumon: Why can't you not think every woman as your mother?
Tintumon: I can, but if i did so, what will people think of you?
LKG-TINTUMON
To be is to do(Socrates)
To do is to be(Plato)
To be or not to be(Shakespeare)
Scoo be do be dooo(Tintu mon, LKG)……..
CHEMISTRY
Teacher : What is “Al2 O3″ ?
Ramu : Alumina.
Teacher: Tintu, What is ‘Fe2 O3″?
Tintumon : “Filomina”
Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son?
Tintumon: Dineshan
Teacher :Why?????
Tintumon : Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan
Thursday, December 3, 2009
HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?
Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in The room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back After 6 hours and then analyze The situation.
If they are counting the Bricks.
Put them in the accounts Department.
If they are recounting them..
Put them in auditing ..
If they have messed up the Whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering.
If they are arranging the Bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning.
If they are throwing the Bricks at each other.
Put them in operations .
If they are sleeping.
Put them in security.
If they have broken the bricks Into pieces.
Put them in information Technology.
If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources.
If they say they have tried Different combinations, yet
Not a brick has Been moved. Put them in sales.
If they have already left for The day.
Put them in marketing.
If they are staring out of the Window.
Put them on strategic Planning.
And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each Other and not a single brick Has been Moved.
Congratulate them and put them In
Top management
Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in The room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back After 6 hours and then analyze The situation.
If they are counting the Bricks.
Put them in the accounts Department.
If they are recounting them..
Put them in auditing ..
If they have messed up the Whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering.
If they are arranging the Bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning.
If they are throwing the Bricks at each other.
Put them in operations .
If they are sleeping.
Put them in security.
If they have broken the bricks Into pieces.
Put them in information Technology.
If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources.
If they say they have tried Different combinations, yet
Not a brick has Been moved. Put them in sales.
If they have already left for The day.
Put them in marketing.
If they are staring out of the Window.
Put them on strategic Planning.
And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each Other and not a single brick Has been Moved.
Congratulate them and put them In
Top management
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Why Teachers are So Stressed...check it out!
When in School we always wondered why teachers always seemed so mad
Now we know the reason….coz they are so stressed out kids , Why??????? Read below the essays to know
Monday, November 9, 2009
Revised Jandhyala thitlu read & enjoy........funny
1. కాకి రెట్టేసిన క్లైంట్ మీటింగ్ కి వెళ్ళిపోయే గలీజ్ నాయాల..
2. బూట్ పాలిష్ కుర్రాడితో బేరాలాడి 50 % డిస్కౌంట్ కి చేయించుకునే పీనాసి నాయాల...
3. నాన్న సికారుకేల్డం అని పిల్లలదిగితే ఆఫీసు లో ఫామిలీ డే కి తీసుకేల్తాననే కక్కుర్తి సన్నాసి....
4. స్నేహితుడు రిక్వెస్ట్ పంపితే accept చెయ్యకుండా తిరిగి request పంపే వెర్రి వెదవ...
5. అష్ట దరిద్రమైన శని గ్రహానికి powder పూసి, బొట్టు పెట్టిన దయ్యంలా ఉన్నావ్....
6. atm లో pan card పెట్టే తింగరి సన్నాసి....
7. ac కోసం atm కి వెళ్లి బాలన్స్ enquiry చేసే కక్కుర్తి ఎదవ...
8. సముద్రంలో కప్పలు పట్టే మొహం...
9. Aquarium లో చేపలు పట్టే ఫేసూ..
10. ఉడతలు పట్టే వాడివి...
11. తొండ మొహం వెదవ...
12. తిని పాడేసిన విస్తరాకులు కడిగి అమ్మే కక్కుర్తి ఎదవా...
13. వాడేసిన బ్లేడ్ ముక్కలను ఇనప సామాన్ల వాడికి వేసే పీనాసి నాయాల...
14. అమ్మాయి సీక్రెట్ గా నీ బుక్ లో ప్రేమ లేఖ పెడుతుంటే చూసి, ఏమండి మీ బుక్ కాదండీ నాది అని గట్టిగా అరిచే అర బుర్ర ఎదవా..
15. కుక్క వెంతపడుతుంటే పరిగెత్తకుండా vodofone sim తీసి పడేసే అక్కుపక్షి...
16. 108 vehicle ని ఆపి లిఫ్ట్ అడిగి తిట్లు తినే తింగరి ఎదవ...
17. శవం మీద మరమరాలు ఏరుకొని bhel puri చేసుకొని తినే పెంట మొహమా..
18. కాకి నోట్లోంచి బ్రెడ్ ముక్క లాక్కునే అంట్ల కాకి ఎదవా...
19. రెండో floor లో పెట్రోల్ బంక్ పెట్టి దివాలా తీసిన ఫేసూ.
20. ఎర్రసైన్యం R.narayana murthi దగ్గర break dance నేర్చుకొనే ఎదవా...
2. బూట్ పాలిష్ కుర్రాడితో బేరాలాడి 50 % డిస్కౌంట్ కి చేయించుకునే పీనాసి నాయాల...
3. నాన్న సికారుకేల్డం అని పిల్లలదిగితే ఆఫీసు లో ఫామిలీ డే కి తీసుకేల్తాననే కక్కుర్తి సన్నాసి....
4. స్నేహితుడు రిక్వెస్ట్ పంపితే accept చెయ్యకుండా తిరిగి request పంపే వెర్రి వెదవ...
5. అష్ట దరిద్రమైన శని గ్రహానికి powder పూసి, బొట్టు పెట్టిన దయ్యంలా ఉన్నావ్....
6. atm లో pan card పెట్టే తింగరి సన్నాసి....
7. ac కోసం atm కి వెళ్లి బాలన్స్ enquiry చేసే కక్కుర్తి ఎదవ...
8. సముద్రంలో కప్పలు పట్టే మొహం...
9. Aquarium లో చేపలు పట్టే ఫేసూ..
10. ఉడతలు పట్టే వాడివి...
11. తొండ మొహం వెదవ...
12. తిని పాడేసిన విస్తరాకులు కడిగి అమ్మే కక్కుర్తి ఎదవా...
13. వాడేసిన బ్లేడ్ ముక్కలను ఇనప సామాన్ల వాడికి వేసే పీనాసి నాయాల...
14. అమ్మాయి సీక్రెట్ గా నీ బుక్ లో ప్రేమ లేఖ పెడుతుంటే చూసి, ఏమండి మీ బుక్ కాదండీ నాది అని గట్టిగా అరిచే అర బుర్ర ఎదవా..
15. కుక్క వెంతపడుతుంటే పరిగెత్తకుండా vodofone sim తీసి పడేసే అక్కుపక్షి...
16. 108 vehicle ని ఆపి లిఫ్ట్ అడిగి తిట్లు తినే తింగరి ఎదవ...
17. శవం మీద మరమరాలు ఏరుకొని bhel puri చేసుకొని తినే పెంట మొహమా..
18. కాకి నోట్లోంచి బ్రెడ్ ముక్క లాక్కునే అంట్ల కాకి ఎదవా...
19. రెండో floor లో పెట్రోల్ బంక్ పెట్టి దివాలా తీసిన ఫేసూ.
20. ఎర్రసైన్యం R.narayana murthi దగ్గర break dance నేర్చుకొనే ఎదవా...
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